Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The Blob (1958)

I usually use this online forum to be an all-around smartass, but as a concerned citizen and a father-to-be, it's time to put away childish things and address adult concerns.

Please, people, beware of the blob. It creeps and leaps, and glides and slides across the floor. Right through the door! The door!

When will people realize that the blob is a splotch AND a blotch. You don't screw with something like that...

And in case you think I'm joking, here's the original public safety announcement from the 1950's.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Skyrim (Of Shivs and Shiv Dealers)

Back on the Skyrim horse. In the process of completing a quest where I had to get myself arrested and thrown into a mining prison. Part of the quest was obtaining a shiv. Why do I need a shiv? So I could shank the guy who I just got the shiv from. I guess you could say I pulled a "try before you buy" on the shiv dealer by taking his shiv out for a test shank.

I love you, Skyrim.