Let me make this clear: I didn't pay for this game. It came into work, I checked it out...that's it.
After spending an hour trying to play this game, after an hour of not trying to throw my 360 controller at the nearest available cat in frustration, I must ask the same question I always ask myself after deluding myself into playing a Star Trek game and thinking that I might actually, you know, enjoy it (*):
Who do I have to screw once every seven years to get a good Star Trek game up in here?
* Bridge Commander and Elite Force 1 & 2 excluded.