The following conversation comes from the wife and I's first encounter with a "fast" zombie while playing Umbrella Chronicles tonight (on our new Wii, by the way).
Julia (shooting frantically): What's with this zombie? Is it on steroids or something?
Me: I believe zombies prefer to call them "undead enhancing drugs."
Julia: Funny, I thought they called them "uuuuuggggnnnhhhhh...."
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Damn, that's hot.