King Kong vs. Godzilla

No blog tonight, but here are some highlights from the live tweet of King Kong VS. Godzilla.

I'm hoping that King Kong vs. #Godzilla is a gritty drama about two aging monsters getting back in the saddle for one last ride.

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

You know, with sort of an Unforgiven, No Country for Old Kaiju sort of vibe. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

Wait, there's a monster island that grows Roma tomatoes that gets you high? I am so into this film already. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

So, if these tomatoes or berries give you a euphoric high, is there also a mutant carrot that mimics the effects of PCP? #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

Dude, the good guys just gave a cigarette to a kid. I'd be offended if the kid wasn't already hopped up on euphoric berries and PCP carrots.

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

King Kong just got face-hugged by a squid like it was straight out of Alien! That just pushed so many of my nerd buttons. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

Uh-oh, Kong is hitting the euphoric berry juice awful hard. I'm pretty sure a drunk dial to his ex is imminent. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

And now the tribal villagers are doing the traditional "take away Kong's car keys" ritual dance. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

We're getting to the final battle. I hope it ends with Kong admitting he's got a euphoric berry problem and #Godzilla becomes his sponser.

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

Kong has a pretty girl in his hand and is climbing, like, a five-story building instead of a skyscraper. The drink has really taken its toll

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014

Watching King Kong perform in this movie, I now know what it was like to watch fat Elvis perform live in Vegas. #Godzilla

— Jeremy Wickett (@The_Wick78) April 16, 2014